I won’t be on tumbr as much guys for the next 2 months sorry <3 love youu
This is my life, dont like it? GTFO
My name is lyndsey and I'm cute c:
Alex is my best friend <3
I'm forever single because I'm awkward.
COME SAY HI TO MEE<3
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
there are two types of people in this world
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Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.
I know I reblogged this yesterday when I discovered it but guess what… it’s a Monday.
OH MY GOD DFSJFDSHKJGFD
WHY DID I NEVER SEE THIS BEFORE
MARRY ME PLEASE.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA THIS GUY <3
HAHAH THANKS FOR LIVING DUDE
Just because it’s Monday.
IM LIKE CRYING
THIS IS GREAT
I dont think I have ever laughed this hard on a monday
I wish my mondays were that fun
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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